New Year Resolution

Why is it that people come up with resolution, but somehow, never get it done or do they?
I thought I might as well come up with a few, although chances are, i'll never get it done, somehow, something is going to get in the way.
1. Not to get fired when 90 days of probation is up ( that's in Feb-ish)
2. Not to buy new makeup until all old ones have been used - so not gonna happen, but it'll still be on the list
3. pay off all debts - hmmm, this should be interesting, we live in the continent with most debt per family. I say continent because I believe ppl in USA have more deb per person than Canadian, or so I think...
4. Not to buy useless things in general - but then, what is useless?? Nothing is really ever useless or maybe it's everything is useless

I think 4 is enough to put on a list that prob wouldn't get done in the first place.